Spring is in the air!

I hope you’ve all pre-ordered those oh-so-now preppy cardigans, why not look your best while the Upper East Side falls apart this spring? Remember, you’ve heard it here first!

ALARIC MASEN LEASHED?
Oh no, we’d never thought we’d see the day. Blood’s boiling all over New York, because guess what? The man we’ve all wanted since pre-k in prep school is TAKEN. Alaric, how you disappoint us! Even worse, it seems the one tightening the reins is none other than is our old, washed up Queen Bitch nee Megan Alcott.

Meghan….. why won’t you just disappear?

Now that we’ve gotten the bad news out of the way, here’s the bright side. Apparently there’s some trouble in paradise. Our sources kindly report loud, obnoxious yelling – of not too nice things – coming from Alaric’s upside apartment mommy and daddy bought him. (Now was that the oh so darling little sister entering after?) Cross your fingers ladies! Hopefully the bed’s just as empty as the ridiculous front of their ‘relationship’!

PLAYBOY PLAYED?

Aist, they’ll have your head.

Correction ladies and gentlemen! We always hate to be wrong, but especially this time. Some scandalous pictures have found their way into our manicured hands. Aist Noir and Alaric Masen?! Now, now little girl, think before you play with fire. Ever heard of Meghan and Acacia? Oh they’ll have your head for this, even if you like to say it was ‘strictly professional’. Modeling can’t be your excuse for everything, lovely. By the way, what will Elliot think of you, tsk tsk, playboys only have a certain tolerance for this…


WE’VE MISSED YOU!

Reese Youngblood has come back to us!

Oh Reese, it’s been too long! What rock have you been hiding under? We bet its sheathed in gold and diamond studded. With our own, anonymous eyes we’ve spotted the famed playboy abut town, a wake of fainting girls behind him. Good luck ladies, all of Manhattan’s trying to snatch pretty-boy up. And it’s going to be a whole lot easier with supposed boyfriend Julius Hart MIA. I don’t even have to say that we’ll be first in line for a date with Mr. Youngblood. Hey, even five minutes of his time is worthwhile! Keep up the good work Reesey, we’ll be hot on your trail!

DO YOU SEE WHAT WE SEE?
Anyone else notice the skyrocketing crime rate sweeping our playground? Hey New York, smarten up, we like scandal and gossip but not law breaking! The Times says its cults, killing all the frosh around here. Here’s a safety reminder from your favorite it-girls-about-town. Lock your doors! That new Prada carryall is just about a precious as the pretty little heads we need to keep the social scene alive!


POLL RESULTS

“What’s Meghan’s motive?”

11% said “Snagging Alaric!”
22% said “Angering Acacia!”
66% said “No Motive. She’s a natural slut.”

When will our loyal followers ever be wrong?!

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