We're baaack! Did you miss us? No need to comment, it's a rhetorical question.
Clearly you've all missed us, because our inbox has been bursting since the start of summer and we are all too happy to share the juicy details we've been dished.
So, let's get down to business.
HEADED FOR SPLITSVILLE
Clearly you've all missed us, because our inbox has been bursting since the start of summer and we are all too happy to share the juicy details we've been dished.
So, let's get down to business.
HEADED FOR SPLITSVILLE
Auburn, maybe, but blond Jes's beau is not.
We love to say it: We told you so, Emmeline.
JESSIE D'VORN was spotted by our sources getting hot and heavy with a blond in an alley last week, and in a shady part of town. Funny, we don't remember hearing that his girlfriend HO-HUM HAMBLETON had changed her hair color...
LET'S CRASH THE PARTY
A beach-side Ferris wheel? Oh, how quaint.
Here's hoping you have your Tetanus shots.
Did you know? CATHERINE LEE has turned 18, and her so-called friends are helping her celebrate. If you want to crash Catherine's one and only celebration of her one-eight, head to Breeze Point in Brooklyn, and tell them Paper Dolls sent you.
THE EVENT OF THE SEASON
(UNFORTUNATELY)
This is the site of the summer's hottest bash.
We know, we know. We're disappointed, too.
Somehow our favorite pixie slut ACACIA MASEN has managed to convince the entire city that the place to be is her East Hampton mansion this summer. We hate that she's right. At least go for the booze and the opportunity to snoop, like us.
LET'S CRASH THE PARTY
A beach-side Ferris wheel? Oh, how quaint.
Here's hoping you have your Tetanus shots.
Did you know? CATHERINE LEE has turned 18, and her so-called friends are helping her celebrate. If you want to crash Catherine's one and only celebration of her one-eight, head to Breeze Point in Brooklyn, and tell them Paper Dolls sent you.
THE EVENT OF THE SEASON
(UNFORTUNATELY)
This is the site of the summer's hottest bash.
We know, we know. We're disappointed, too.
Somehow our favorite pixie slut ACACIA MASEN has managed to convince the entire city that the place to be is her East Hampton mansion this summer. We hate that she's right. At least go for the booze and the opportunity to snoop, like us.
TELL US THE 411
We would be nothing without the generous souls who email and text us our juiciest stories, responses, and ideas. Keep them coming, boys and girls! Contact us here!
We would be nothing without the generous souls who email and text us our juiciest stories, responses, and ideas. Keep them coming, boys and girls! Contact us here!
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