Back to School has never been this exciting!

That's right avid readers, we have to go back to school this week. But we felt it only right to provide you with some juicy topics of discussion to keep you entertained amidst fighting for the best lunch table, and checking out that cute guy down the hall.

HELLO HANDSOME

Calvin Klein or not, this man is hot.

Alaric Masen is back in town! That's right you heard it here first. If you don't know who Alaric is you might as well grab a noose and put yourself out of your misery right now. Unsubscribe, you're a disgrace to this blog.

His handsome face has graced ads of Dolce, Calvin, and Armani... he's one of the highest paid models in this city, and I'm sure you can tell why. Girl's hearts everywhere are swelling with relief now that he's out of the clutches of those tanned beauties. Sources say he spent his summer beach hoping and spending the night with an array of exotic females. Just hope they saved some for the rest of us...

JAIL BAIT? BIG SURPRISE

Oh, I didn't realize I forgot to pay for those shoes I inconspicuously slipped in my bag...

Of course we can't talk about one MASEN without running into the other; infamous, Acacia. Nerds everywhere must be doing a victory dance. Google hits on her name have reached an all time high, everyone hopelessly searching to find pictures of her at the NYC Police Station. That's right, the NYtimes can't hide that infamous, overstated face of yours Ms. Queen Bee. Paper Dolls & Paparazzi:1 Acacia:0!

It really is a shame she gets to spend so much time with him.
She deserves to be locked up.
But alas, on to more important things, like washing my hair.

SOCCER FOR CHARITY

September 12th, the game is on!

Now Paper Dolls isn't known for covering events like this, and to be honest it's not all the proceeds to Lenox Hill's pediatrics that interests us. Ohhh noo... It's the eye candy. Ladies, you'll want to pick up a pair of binoculars and get your but in the stands come the 12th because the sights will be a stunnin'!


The roster has been filling up online for a few weeks now and just yesterday infamous NYC DJ Jared O'Conner put forth this name. Soon after Alaric - as previously mention, god he's hott - Mason became a member of the opposition. If seeing these two go at it isn't enough incentive the rest of the two teams will be filled out with many of the Duchesne Students and Alumi. Including well known names; Aist Noir, Callum Pierce, Acacia Masen, Keira Darcy, Rae LeAnn Voture, Elliot Parker, Trent Bourne, Cat Lee, Desmonda Rozak, Steven Bastet, Meghan Alcott, and Luca Blithe.

Who would have thought 'jail bait' could even play soccer? She's probably just looking for an opportunity to run around the NYC elite in some booty shorts... or keep her on again off again fling Jared O'Conner's eyes from wandering. Hey, I guess we can't blame her there. A picture's worth a thousand words.

What we wouldn't give to attend premiers with that

Another team mate that we can't forget to mention is the formerly dull, Catherine Lee. Who knew this little thing had a wild side. Her and friend RaeLeann Voture have been seen walking arm and arm, laughing and snuggling close. We have to ask, how close is too close? Are we going to have to stand witness to these two's 'experimentation phase'? Is Cat going to pull a Kendle? I know the men of NYC, by now, have just about wet themselves with excitement, but Paper Dolls isn't all that impressed. There's better ways to get attention.


Are they or aren't they?

And lastly, loyal minions we have some horrible news! It's not breaking, but we need to commemorate nonetheless. One of our formerly worshiped men of interest, Hayden Marsh was found dead in a shady part of town this past July. It was deemed a suicide by the good ol' fuzz but we're suspicious. Anyone who knew Hayden knew he was too hott to give into the emo trend and slash his wrists. I mean come on, he was known for being a man 'of large stature'. Who would give that up? Paper Dolls tips our hat to Hayden and his family. Oh the beautiful babies that could have been had and the fun that could have caused them.

RIP HAYDEN MARSH, and the organ that made you famous.

POLL RESULTS

"How do you spend your NY summers?"

25% said "At the beach, baby!"
75% said "In the city, of course!"
0% said "Anywhere but NY, duh!"

Oh New York, how die hard you are..

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Let's have some fun!

We're baaack! Did you miss us? No need to comment, it's a rhetorical question.
Clearly you've all missed us, because our inbox has been bursting since the start of summer and we are all too happy to share the juicy details we've been dished.
So, let's get down to business.

HEADED FOR SPLITSVILLE

Auburn, maybe, but blond Jes's beau is not.
We love to say it: We told you so, Emmeline.

JESSIE D'VORN was spotted by our sources getting hot and heavy with a blond in an alley last week, and in a shady part of town. Funny, we don't remember hearing that his girlfriend HO-HUM HAMBLETON had changed her hair color...

LET'S CRASH THE PARTY

A beach-side Ferris wheel? Oh, how quaint.
Here's hoping you have your Tetanus shots.

Did you know? CATHERINE LEE has turned 18, and her so-called friends are helping her celebrate. If you want to crash Catherine's one and only celebration of her one-eight, head to Breeze Point in Brooklyn, and tell them Paper Dolls sent you.

THE EVENT OF THE SEASON
(UNFORTUNATELY)

This is the site of the summer's hottest bash.
We know, we know. We're disappointed, too.

Somehow our favorite pixie slut ACACIA MASEN has managed to convince the entire city that the place to be is her East Hampton mansion this summer. We hate that she's right. At least go for the booze and the opportunity to snoop, like us.

TELL US THE 411
We would be nothing without the generous souls who email and text us our juiciest stories, responses, and ideas. Keep them coming, boys and girls! Contact us here!